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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 11:14

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-”She is very sexyful!”

Goldfinger

From Russia With Love

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-J W Pepper

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why cant I motivate myself to go to school (grade 10)?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Octopussy

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-”Ah so!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-All the bad guys are black.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Dr No

A View to a Kill

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

You Only Live Twice

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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Moonraker

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Man with the Golden Gun